Andre Birleanu Keep an Eye on Him

Andre Birleanu appears to be the top contender right now as one of the cast members and contestants in America’s Most Smartest Model. Andre Birleanu hails originally from his hometown of Moscow, Russia, and is 24 years old. Andre Birleanu is the son of two diplomats, and Andre Birleanu grew up in Romania. Andre Birleanu also claims that he’s fluent in five different languages. Andre Birleanu was discovered by a modeling talent scout while Andre Birleanu was fixing his bike on the street, and Andre Birleanu has recently worked for Saks Fifth Avenue as well as Converse.

Some things weren’t a surprise: it’s pretty much as bad as you could imagine. But some things were unexpected: although there is a clear standout Andre Birleanu as to the actual smartest person, whether or not the individual’s modeling skills are up to par is in question and that model might not be the ultimate winner despite the clear lead in the brains area.

Andre Birleanu seems to have all the goods, smarts and a pretty face, Andre Birleanu answered questions clear and with some attitude which seem to give extra points to Andre Birleanu. Andre Birleanu is clear the front runner right now and it is even talked that Andre Birleanu might already be looking at tv or even movie work.

Andre Birleanu keep an eye on him.

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178 Responses to “Andre Birleanu Keep an Eye on Him”

  1. wow.. impresive..
    promise to keep you entertained.. many aspects you have mentioned about me will show in the following episodes.. it is refreshing to see someone that understands raw honesty, talent with a touch of sarcasm as well as a fast and at times explosive attitude.. follow me in my quest for reviveing the alpha male .. this dormit world makes me sick.. same old life same old expectations.. all boring all predictable.. life should be lived to its fullest and because we have no ideea what eactly that means it makes it even more interesting and engaging..

    models lose their loved ones.. they have no home, have no money, they have no familly, they abandon school, they abandon themselfs in many occasions.. just so they can become an ideal, a dream, to many that cant do it, or cant fit it, or cant look the part.. but most importantly to every little girl in this wide world of ours, that dreams to be a princes ..
    help me show the true collors.. the true pain and hardships of my dieing world … the modeling world is going extinct.. these celebrities are sufocating every cover, campaign and billboard..

    forgive my spelling
    g day..
    keep it soviet

  2. Andre welcome, I wish you the best and I do think you are the front runner.

    Go get them Andre

  3. Andre, I wasn’t watching too closely, but I thought that in the first episode you said you had a 6K apartment in Times Square, or something along those lines.

    There is a quote from Jewish World Review (in an article about some guy who clubs rats in his spare time) where you indicate that you have a 2.3K aptartment on the UWS, near Columbia University (see article below). Is that you or another 24-year old fashion model with your name?

    Good luck on the show. At this point, you are the only reason I watch. ~ Marina
    ________________________________________________

    (KRT) NEW YORK — Meet Manuel Rodriguez: handyman by day, self-appointed rat-whacker by night.

    Rodriguez has quickly become an urban folk hero by prowling his upper West Side street with a homemade bat, which he used to smash a career-best 15 rodents on a recent Sunday night.

    “When I see them coming, I get into position,” said Rodriguez, 53, clutching his custom-carved pine plank, crouching low. “I can’t miss.”

    M-Rod, as some call him, is a one-man murderers’ row.

    His field of dreams is not a house built by some guy named Ruth but the strip of concrete bordered by trash cans and piled-high garbage bags in front of his New York City apartment building.

    “I can hit seven - maybe nine - rats a night in front of my building alone,” the Dominican immigrant said, cradling his club as cumbia love ballads wafted from the apartment next door. “Over three days, I kill at least 21. Easy.”

    At a time when the city is at war with rats, Rodriguez is an unsung soldier. Complaints soared 29 percent, to 19,358, during the 2003 fiscal year, prompting a crackdown by City Hall.

    Rodriguez’s night job starts after he puts in an eight-hour shift as a handyman, six days a week, at a homeless shelter. He returns to the basement apartment he shares with his wife, Justina, and their 13-year-old daughter, Adaiana, and showers, puts on a cotton shirt and baseball cap and hits the streets.

    First, he hunts for planks from neighborhood garbage. The ideal bat is about 3 feet long and 4 inches wide. Then, he painstakingly whittles each one a 10-inch handle with a kitchen knife, and waits till dark.

    “Last night I cracked two bats, so I always have to find more,” he explained.
    Rodriguez’s rat-smashing season begins when the temperature soars and the garbage out front begins to boil with life.

    “I start when the rats get to be too much,” he said as cool evening breezes carried the still-ripe odor of rubbish left all day in the sun. “They run right through our legs. At night, we can’t open our doors or the rats come right in.”

    He hunkers down in the dark, motionless for about 20 minutes at a time, and studies the movements of maybe 100 rats.

    After tracking their patterns, he expertly prods the trash with his plank and pounces. Dropping into a split-second squat, his face barely above the pavement, he splatters his prey with a single sideways swat.

    “He should play for the Yankees!” said Dulce Gross, 36, a home-health-care attendant and mother of two who joined his growing fan base, which chills on the stoops, sips sodas and watches the action into the night. “His stance is good and his swing is perfecto.”

    Rat batting is often a team sport. Rodriguez enlists his extremely understanding wife, adventurous neighbors and even game passersby to bang on trash can lids and flush out his doomed quarry.

    With the first clatter, Rodriguez was already in position, and hitting for distance, Monday night. One furry kill cleared the full width of his building and two stoops. It whizzed by spectators, who lunged out of the way. His pulped prey plopped down about 30 feet away - another new record.

    But rat batting is more than just another night game for Rodriguez. It’s his battle to clean up his rat-infested block. “We ask for help but (his building’s owners) do nothing,” said Rodriguez, taking a breather and a smoke. “Everyone is scared of the rats, especially the (children) out here.”

    Building super Augusto Jimenez, 57, however, cries foul.

    “It’s because people don’t keep their apartments clean,” he said, claiming he does his best managing 112 apartments in six buildings on the block. “When the exterminator comes, they don’t open their doors. It’s not a problem with maintenance, the manager or the landlord. It’s a problem with the tenants.”

    Rodriguez and his neighbors deny that, and offer even a stranger tours of their immaculate, albeit crowded, flats.

    “These rats aren’t from our apartments. They run our street,” said Rodriguez, after putting the oozing pelts into a pile for sanitation workers to clear in the morning.

    Phone messages left with Rodriguez’s landlords went unreturned.

    Meanwhile, M-Rod’s rat batting has some of the neighborhood’s better-heeled residents thinking of moving.

    “I was stunned,” said Andre Birleanu, 24, a fashion model who said he pays $2,300 rent for a one-bedroom pad on the block. “This is supposedly a great neighborhood, with Columbia University and all these restaurants. Then this guy kills mountains of rats and shows how really dirty it is.”

    Others are celebrating a new-found local hero.

    “The man deserves a medal,” said Alan Eiland, 40, a business information analyst and father of two. “Now, I hope he moves on to these damned pigeons.”

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  4. andre i admire you so much. you have such a unique personality. i am in awe by your personality, appearance, attitude, and modeling capabilities. you are perfect in every way.

  5. Andre,

    Why don’t you admit to serving time at Riker’s Island for beating your girlfriend? Your presence on VH1’s show is a disgrace. In time, you will find that no company will be comfortable making you the face for their brand. Beating women is wrong, Andre. Get therapy, become humble, show some remorse.

  6. Andre i just wanted to say i respect your boldness and honesty. My family is from france but i was born in the states and people multiple times have called me an ass for being to bold. I have learned over the years to sometimes word things differently so less commotion is caused. Anyways you are very good looking but you need to lighten up a bit. Americans are not always so serious you should try having some fun =)

  7. Jamie.. how are you..
    you are telling me to lighten up.. and even tho I apreciate that you like my boldness you forgot one important thing..
    “I am born a man.. i dont need these freeadoms you all speak of.. because I am born free.. i am born with them..i speak my mind.. it is my given birth right.. ” continue to watch the show and see how cultures clash..
    this “antidote” that you all seem to give to all that oppose this or that worldwide ….is a crime.. not the fact that i and millions of others realize it..

    and last but not least.. to
    “beating women is wrong”

    i have been called gay.. then homophobic.. then when the first episode was over 2 death treaths and one extortion of some sort.. called scum from some country.. then wife beater.. or whatever.. then that im not russian.. then that im not 5′11.. got spit on today by some fat cow on my way to a casting.. got chalenged to 7 fights by some hood low lifes..
    out of all these things.. one thing is as surten as death..
    ” YOU COME NEAR ME OR MY WOMAN OR MY HOME AND I WILL SKIN YOU ALL ALIVE”
    no talking, no calling the police (because by that time you will be braking the law anyway)my dear hatter and spitefull prick i will feed your heart..

    and to all others…
    this show it was for your entertainment only.. it was a show that was edited in more ways then you imagine.. and the fact that my mother land was called the land of whores and hommless kids.. somehow vanished from the cut… dont let the fact that this is internet give you a false sense of security.. you violate my laws and hurt anyone i love..and there is no GOD and no armies saving you from my rath..
    stop thinking im some kid without familly or friends that love me and die for me..
    just like in the show ..like a pack of hungry coward hienas rally against one Lion ..
    i stood my ground, and stand there still.. you fools you cant tell the diference between a king and a pawn, you are blind with your eyes wide open.. no respect for no one or nothing.. no values.. no culture..

    you ridicule your own feature stars.. you crush kids dreams with your steriotipes.. you cant do it.. so why should they.. you fucking idiots.. models start early in this business 13 14 usually.. with no parents around them and sent into unknown lands with pervs and drugs all over.. most of them come form poor famillies and have nothing and on top of it they have to suport their loved ones home and send whatever they can to help out..
    you want to know why always SOVIETS take gold??
    because there is no place for Silver or worse.. all we have is our heart.. our pride..same in this business.. we treat every client and casting with most respect and importance.. so we can get the job & the client re-use us..
    we do all this so people can continue to dream.. and evolve as humans together.. so next time you see a model kiss their feet and say thank you.. without them and their sacrifice this world would be dull and sad..
    these girls not to long ago they would become queens known for their beauty.. so let your words be few and kneel//
    we too are an empire.. respect your allies but most importantly respect your enemies..
    we respect the US for what it is and for what it isnt .. but most importantly for what it could be.. you all fight like animals.. and what’s ironic is that we ALL are imigrants.. and the poor indians are as silent as ever

    g day.
    thank you for the insults..
    your ignorance is your demise
    never fail to show it again & again
    long live the KING

  8. soooo sorry Marina.. yes love.. long ago i lived in a place were i thought expensive rent equals clean neighborhood.. i was wrong..

    the asshole

  9. Andre is a mean and nasty person with an explosive personality. I have met him and he is not even slightly intelligent. He is a narcissistic sociopath and I pity his poor girlfriend . I have no doubt that the comment earlier about him beating an ex and going to jail is true. You only have to meet this guy for five minutes to know he’s about to crack. Admire his physic from afar, but be glad you don’t know him, and don’t fool yourselves into thinking he’s clever or a star. He gets noticed by being a bully and that is NOT star-quality.

  10. ooh Andre you bring a smile ;)to my face, i think you are such a strong individual and thats why people insult you, dont ever let them get to you cause you are better than that and you know it, i wish you the best of luck even though i dont think you need it cause lets face it look at you it wouldnt make sense if you didnt win.you are the full package so bright and gorgeous.
    be safe

  11. I love this guy Andre, he cracks me up. Americans are so easily offended, it’s ridiculous. As a Dutch girl, I frequently run into conflicts caused by me being direct and honest in a situation where I was expected to lie or be obsequious. Individuals should be allowed to speak their minds and not have their opinions suppressed in order to please some dumbass photographer on whom they depend for their livelihood.

    So Andre has a bit of a temper, I’d be pissed off and short-fused too if I had to be surrounded by superficial imbeciles, jackasses and egomaniacs.

    Andre comes across as an obvious example of the Russian archetypal male, who is expected to be masculine, strong, yet not selfish (as witnessed by his choices during the photoshoot trivia game where he won objects for his partner). The feminization of the average American male (look at some of these other male models) is extremely distasteful to me. If I wanted to date someone like those guys, I might as well just date a woman.

    You may not like Andre, but at least he’s masculine, unlike the metrosexual wusses on ‘Smartest Model’.

    Best,

    Claire

  12. Even though, I had a lot on my mind and a lot to say, my thoughts are derailed by the what “andre” said about other models “called the land of whores and hommless kids.. ”
    Anyways I’ll start with anyone who attempts to call your looks anything short of flawless, these people are either fucked in the head or are lying to themselves, it is a dream body, I am more than jealous, it’s a perfect appearance.
    Watching the dumb show is very addictive and mainly, it is due to Andre’s ego and attitude. However, as I watch the show, I began to think about all the ignorant people out there that will take every word they hear (VH1) way too seriously and ultimately the stereotype of a Russian will get worse and worse. I see meaningless problems develop into monsters all from ignorent people with a goal in mind (like Malcolm X – but that’s a whole new story)
    Take everything with a grain of salt people… It’s a reality show! Maybe it’s not scripted but I highly doubt everything we see on that show is the way things are.
    In my eyes, Andre fully deserves all the insults and attacks from viewers because in a way his actions on the show are asking for that. It is fine to be an asshole, it is fine to be loud, but with that comes the bad as well, but at least he is the most memorable- the bad guy – why do people like scarface and godfather, yes yes, I know it is different, but being “bad” isn’t necessarily a disadvantage.
    I also don’t get this soviet/non Russian BS. Andre is Russian, like it or not…. I am not sure where exactly he is from, but if it’s in the region…. It counts. I was born in Moldova, but I don’t go around telling people that I am Moldovian, not Russian. Maybe that’s wrong, when the question is where you are born or what not, but it gets annoying trying to explain where it is to someone pretending they follow (usually ignorant Americans.) It’s not like we are different…. Which brings me to this…… Why would it matter if he is Slavic or Russian or wherever in the first place.
    Russia (Soviet) is a land of many things, bad things, but it isn’t a land of whores and homeless kids. Russia has a very low homeless population… it is very hard to be homeless and stay alive; unfortunately those people die very quickly. This is the examples I was talking about, Andre, although, says ugly things (which by the way, notice, his comments aren’t as filled with evil, his comments go to people’s heads rather than hearts) he still keeps it grounded, sarcastic and usually funny. Ignorant people with no brain will say stupid comments as the whores and homeless kids which spark a new problem, worse than their original childish funny remarks. By the way, people, Russia is not glamorous, it’s a corrupt place that most people try to leave for something as perfect as US (with all of its problems, it is still more than ideal environment when you compare it to soviet union, I think)
    Goodness, I am sure there is still a lot to rant about, but that’s all I have for now. Look at all the people talking about Andre, obviously he is doing something right. The show wouldn’t be what it is without him.

  13. Andre,

    You are captivating to watch on screen and I admire your passion and dedication. No matter how poorly they portrayed you on screen, I couldn’t help still liking you a lot. I may not agree with everything you say but it is so rare to find someone as determined and focused as you. You are a model of what we should strive to be in our convictions of our beliefs. Thank you for being the “jackass”.

    I hope you success in all that you do,

    Michelle

    By the way, thank you for reminding everyone that we are ALL immigrants and that America has its flaws just like any other country.

  14. Andre,

    You’re the only reason I watch the show. Fuck the haters. Keep doing what you do. Best of luck with everything.

    - THE AMERICAN NIGHTMARE

  15. As everyone else is saying YOU are the reason to watch the show. And that you knew how to become the show’s STAR is a form of intelligence by itself. In that sense regardless of the outcome you have won already. Ben, Mary Alice, and the producers are trying to play up the Mandy angle, but it isn’t working. Your presence blows her and all of the other models off the screen. In just a few episodes you’ve become a fashion star that is now fixed into the sky for all to see.

    As for how you performed in the Spelling contest, your being a non-native English speaker certainly put you at a disadvantage there. No shame in that. English is notorious for the illogic of its spelling.

    Forget the haters. They’re not worth your time. Besides they’ll just end up under your feet someday, where they will wonder why success passed them by and settled on your shoulders.

    Your fans understand what it means for a man to have a will of his own and to make that will a powerful force. It is said you are cocky and arrogant. Well good. That is why your fans appreciate you and want to hear and see more of you. Alpha males are few and far between these days. And if it takes some explosions to open the doors to success, blow them open, and make things happen for yourself. You’ve got the goods to produce that most others don’t have. And most important of all, you know it, and are willing to make sure everyone else knows it too. Go ahead and make your opportunities while you can. Don’t let the wimps get in your way or treat you in a way that is any less than you deserve.

    For those of us who understand what you mean when you talk of living your life as a Prince or a King rather than a pawn, please keep posting here when you can. We want to hear of your successes and triumphs, of your battles fought, and the confrontations that you don’t back away from. Better to be the boots that have had to walk through some mud than to be the doormat.

  16. When observing Andre, wow is the only word that comes to mind. There are many reasons for this thought. He’s definitely correct when he says that this world is dying, with its lack of expectations and culture, predictability, crushing kids dreams with sterotypes, it’s ridiculous. Not many people are interested in learning about other cultures, and it makes me sad. I myself was born and raised in the States; Michigan, to be exact, and I want nothing more than to get out of here and explore the world. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing but love for the US, even with its’ problems and such, but that’s a part of life. I would just like to enrich my life and perspective of people as much as humanly possible. I am a very passionate person with big dreams, and I hope to someday meet people that are as equally passionate about anything, really.

    Although the show in general doesn’t do much for me, it’s still interesting to watch on occassion, so keep it up, and go Andre and Brett!

  17. Andre, you are the best Im 27 I used to model you and I would get along very well, or not at all. I have no doubt Iam your biggest fan in the world, you are so my type its sick, my boyfriend reminds me alot of you, strong, beautiful but hes a proud german. I told him of my crazy crush for you, hes not so happy .lol dont tone down a thing baby I love it all! thank you for giving someone to dream about!

  18. It’s a tv show, it’s funny and if Andre wasn’t on it, then I probably wouldn’t watch it. And coming from some one who has dated a Russian guy, that’s exactly how a lot of them are and my ex would put down America but that was his opinion and this country is about free speech. (most, key word)Russian men (that I’ve hung out with) are amazingly good looking but also treat their women with the upmost respect. And most of the Russians/Ukrainians I have met are some of the coolest people. Some are seen as cold just because people do not understand what they’ve had to endure in their “homeland”, even the cities, take kiev back in the 80’s, most people lived in tenament buildings which smelled of bodily fluids and they had no deodorant or diapers but some still have pride for their country (others choose america.) But as for the whole modeling talk, models are models because they look like models. I don’t think I have super powers or whatever. But I understand that others take the business in a different light, because they have to feed their families, snejana onopka for example. But if that is Andre commenting, next time some ny ahole comes up to you, just yell SUKA or give them the Russian screw you fist.

  19. Andre is not honest. He keeps calling himself a “Soviet” and yet he comes to America to make some dollars. By the way, Soviet is a pretty archaic term by now. Soviets are history. Andre is aggressive and rude, it’s no wonder the others don’t like him. It doesn’t matter where he is from, his personality sucks. When his looks go, he has nothing left.

  20. Whoever keeps making these wife-beating allegations, if that’s the truth then by all means let us know. But I didn’t think you got 8 months in Riker’s for a single violent incident…and since Andre’s not a US Citizen, my understanding is he’d just get deported if he was convicted of a violent offense. Thoughts?

  21. Andre,
    I would just like to say, for those that do not understand us, they do not need to.
    Ignorance will always be the downfall of a nation.
    We are of a proud heritage, one that many can not seem to grasp the concept of.
    Russian born myself, I am constantly ridiculed and degraded due to my own crass personality traits and beliefs.
    I married not only an American, but an American soldier, and refused to change my last name out of pride for my heritage.
    I have decided not to have children of my own vanity, and have been chastized because we are adopting 2 children from a Russian orphanage, and not the ‘poor American children without homes.”
    Just because others do not hold the same values as we, and choose to show their ignorance, should be no reflection on you.
    If they don’t understand…they don’t need to!
    Let them stay in their sugar coated, ‘lolipop world’.
    Stay proud, as I am proud to see those of my culture brought into the American main stream.

  22. Hey andre. I think you are the best thing on TV right now. And your attitude is so sexy. Love the alpha male you are. Check out my myspace, I want a date you! Forget all these people they can not steal your shine! And I am so not playing around, dinner much? Lol muaaahhzzz

  23. Oh I didn’t even leave my email! woops, its sergeantrawr@att.net :) So like if you want to go out sometime, which I said b4 I am so serious lol, email me and then I will email you back with my number haha. I’ll send you some pics if you want, im hot dont worry.

  24. You are ridiculously hot, it just isn’t fair to the rest of the men or to the women that have to watch you without your shirt on!
    I don’t mind your attitude, even though it is one of ’superiority’, you are who you are and that is cool, I respect that, but there is one thing that I have read that bothers me.
    I read recently that you beat your dog and are commonly seen at the dog park screaming at it and treating it very badly.
    If you do not like your dog, and it really makes you that mad, please consider giving it to someone who will give it the love and attention it deserves.
    I understand in Russia that animals are not treated as well as they are here in America, but I beg of you…
    Please treat your dog (and any other animal you come in contact with)with kindness because I am sure that dog gives you exactly what you want and need…
    That dog thinks that you are the king of the world and you are the center of his universe and would do anything to make you love him.
    Please, please, PLEASE be kind to animals!
    :o)

  25. All of these shows have a villian that they keep around for a long time just for ratings but will never actually win. People like Omarosa on the Apprentice, New York on Flavor of Love, Lacy on Rock of Love and now Andre on Most Smartest Model. Same story, different show.

  26. WOW… I must admit that Andre has a gorgeous six-pack without a doubt…likely the nicest body I’ve seen in years. As someone already mentioned … Andre is masculine and that’s a plus when it comes to the feminine guys that they stuff down our throats. But also let’s not forget that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Beauty, we ALL know, is only short-term. Wrinkles will come eventually, that six-pack will become a large distended belly grown mellowed with age. It is a known fact that, no matter what the hell we do, we cannot stop the aging process. So the moral of the story is this…how can we as a society, place shallow and pretty people upon these makeshift pedestals? If it were my choice, I would take intelligence over beauty ANY day! Beauty dulls over time until it is a mere flicker of light. But intelligence is the flame that gets brighter over time, casting a vibrant and beautiful glow that the aged one cannot snuff out.

  27. Andre,
    you are one of the reasons I watch this show, although I have never been a fan of TV in general.
    However, I think you HAVE to have some self control, and stop calling names.
    I liked the moment in the last pre-episode clip when you smacked the table and the whole screen “burst” and trembled,.That was an impression of a SOVIET nostalgia!

    Keep it up, get the prize! Maintain the Soviets in the Lead!
    Doro

  28. wow.. kids…
    daddy thank you ALL for the support… pardon my spelling.. fucking english… it’s a drag for me..hahahahahaha
    well.. My name is Andre Birleanu.. not the Vilain in some show.. that i had to pump life and bring back to life and keep it as the top show of the fall ,
    not inteligent ?? hahahahahhaha..
    to my fans !!!
    i will NEVER disapoint you !!!
    im a man whore just so you know.. my last girl ripped my heart out of my chest so since then i am on the hunt and nothing more.. i am dead inside .. i am ice.. and even tho it’s not the life to live.. at least.. for now.. i am safe..
    i have been acused of all kids of crap lately.. even tried to be inprisoned by to girls that i had in my bed.. this fame thing.. it’s not as fun as it looks..
    i made the mistake of sleeping with 2 model girls fans of mine and now one says i touched her boob in the club and she filled a complain on sexual misconduct.. but had major amnesia about licking my entire body and taking my wolf for walks at 4 a.m. and when she found out about the other one…then they both agreed to keep contact in order to make something out of lies and hope for suit money..

    dream on fuckers..
    the best thing ever happend to you was me making a m istake and thinking you are diferent.. and special..
    i was wrong.. see you in court and get a good lawyer because you will go to jail for perjury and filling false complains with the Department

    like I said..
    as GOD is my witness.. to my great fans.. I WILL NOT FAIL YOU.. there is plenty of work coming .. and also my website..
    hehehehe..
    to my enemies..
    i was born with fire in my veins… and fire is the only thing i’ll give you..
    hope that was prop[er english and considered your loser pathethic selfs warned..
    im hungry .. it’s 3 a.m. and cant sleep.. anyone wants a sandwich ??

    hahahahah
    kiss
    andre

  29. Andre,
    I don’t know what you have been through in life, so it is hard for me to judge you completely. But from what I have seen on the show, you are pathetic. You really need to grow up. You call us all “loser Americans”? You are really making your culture look bad by being so obnoxious. You use your temper to get what you want, like a child in a candystore. I hope you come to realize how arrogant, ignorant, and rude you are, so maybe you can change and do something good with your life.

    -By the way, modeling may be a great job, but don’t give it ALL the credit you give it. You are really not that special.

  30. Aw, Andre. I think it’s great that you’re writing to your fans. Some people say it is people like you who make Russia look bad, but I know thats not true. I’m not Russian, I’m Persian however, I understand People, ( more-so American media), make-up a lot of stereotypes regarding people in different countries. Propaganda is a tool, hmm? You’re just being you — and it’s different! But not wrong. Do what you have to do to get ahead. Whatever brings you success & happiness is what you should focus on because you have the opportunity that most people will never have. DO what you gotta do & be what you gotta be! Although it may have been stressful for you, being on that show has obviously raised awareness on you, Andre…so it’s not all THAT bad! ;) On a side note, I think you’re ridiculously sexy; and no, not JUST your obvious mid-section…but your personality. A man should be strong, and he should be passionate. He should go after what he wants with the intention of obtaining it without hindrance. Goodluck in the future, Andre hun!

  31. October 26, 2007 — A male model currently starring on a VH1 reality show was busted yesterday for a sex attack in which he allegedly groped a 19-year-old actress during a fashion party at a posh downtown restaurant, authorities said.

    Andre Birleanu, 25, of Manhattan - who has earned a reputation as a volatile hothead on the cable channel’s “America’s Most Smartest Model” - was charged with sexual misconduct and aggravated harassment.

    “He’s just a very, very scary, intimidating person,” his accuser told The Post. “He’s so explosive. You can see it in his eyes. He has this insane thing inside of him.”

    The woman, whose name is being withheld due to the nature of the alleged attack, said that she is an acquaintance of Birleanu’s and that he grabbed her at a party at Cipriani Downtown on Oct. 10.

    Birleanu, who has been featured in ad for Converse and Saks Fifth Avenue, has served a half-dozen prison stints since 2000 on charges including assault, harassment, criminal contempt, criminal mischief and trespassing, law-enforcement sources said.

    The woman said she met him on a train. Before the attack, she said, she saw signs of his temper and was worried.

    “He grabbed me inappropriately,” she said. “It was midnight or 1 a.m. when this happened. It was upstairs. It’s like a very exclusive lounge, snobby thing - young, aspiring models and all the men who can afford to look at them.

    “He touched my genitalia, and I immediately moved away,” she said. “Then I looked over, and he looked really upset . . . I went up to him. And he was standing there with his head down. He said something along the lines of ‘no.’

    “He then grabbed my boob.”

    Following his arraignment last night, Birleanu said, “I didn’t molest anyone . . . I already slept with that girl, so it’s strange she would say I touched her inappropriately.”

    Birleanu has a disturbing rap sheet. At the time of his arrest early yesterday morning, he was free on $3,500 bail for yet another bizarre incident involving a woman. On Oct. 17, Birleanu was charged with stalking, aggravated harassment and attempted assault on a model friend.

    He is accused of leaving her a series of menacing messages, including two in which he allegedly threatened to break her legs. He tracked her down in the street and grabbed her hair, according to police records.

    “I was in total shock,” that woman told The Post. “He pulled my hair once. He stopped. I crossed the street . . . I started running, and he screamed at me, ‘I’m going to break your f- - -ing legs.’ ”

    But the stalking charges are just the tip of the iceberg.

    Birleanu’s longest stint behind bars was a six-month stay in Rikers in 2003 for harassment, contempt and assault.

    On “America’s Most Smartest Model,” Birleanu competes against other dim-bulb hotties in a test of brains and beauty hosted by actor and one-time Richard Nixon speechwriter Ben Stein.

    Birleanu’s temper has put other show contestants on edge, and the Russian native has become known for going on anti-American rants.

  32. Andre,

    Just keep on harassing, assaulting, and stalking women. That’s the way to make it all the way to #1 (on the criminal docket, that is). I guarantee you national brands will be lining up to make you the face of their products. You can’t beat down the truth quite the same as a 19 year old girl. You can’t feel her up, either. America is awfully accepting, but it time she will chew up you and spit you out. Don’t forget to smile for the camera when it happens :)

  33. hey andre. You said a site was coming soon, but just in case you are curious I have made you a myspace already a few days ago :) It hasa gotten a lot of positive feed back too! You have lots of real fans. I AM SO SUPPORTING YOU THROU ALL THIS NONSENSE AND i HOPE THOSE GiRLS GET AN AWFUL STD AND DiE FROM iT LOL. I am a little upset you wrote back and haven’t replied to me yet tho babe. *awaits email* check out your myspace, click my name. k bye love.

  34. “sexual harassment”? Because he grabbed some slutty girl’s breast in a nightclub? (One who may just want revenge for being dumped?) Give me a break. From the first year I moved to America to go to college I noticed how American women call everything sexual harassment, no matter how insignificant. They act like a bunch of sluts, get drunk have sex with men, and then decide the next morning that they regret their own actions, and therefore file rape charges. Utterly ridiculous what manipulative slutty women get away with in America.

    Even more ridiculous was my friends’ responses to the time some guy, a friend of theirs, grabbed my head and stuck his tongue down my throat. They all told me to file sexual harassment charges, and that they would never talk to him again. Absurd. I told my friends not to overreact, and told this guy to F- off, and that I would knee him in the balls if he’d do it again. Worked just fine.

    Back in Europe nobody ever cares about that kind of dumb behavior, which happens regularly, especially in clubs. So some guy feels you up in a club, whatever, get over yourself. Who cares.

    And let’s not forget the example of a student I know who was arrested for ’sex offenses’, and had to register as such for years, as well as attend sex offender treatment, simply because he had masturbated, in his OWN HOME, in front of a window!! The American justice system is out of control, and women are exploiting it to a disgusting degree, especially when they’re looking for ‘revenge’ on a guy that dumped them or otherwise insulted them.

    Oh and ugly fat hairy lesbians like ‘beatingwomeniswrong’ should lay off their whining and stop pretending anyone would WANT to rape them.

  35. Andre,

    First off, I love watching you on the show because you say what you feel and how you’re feeling. A lot of people are ashamed or taught to keep their mouths shut no matter how important something is to them. Personally, my parents always taught me to stand up for what I believe in as well as fight for what I know. Although our views may not always be the same views of everyone else, we should all still stand by it. Plenty of people will never agree with what you have to say but at least they’ll know you’ve said it.

  36. I know this idiot!!! We used to call him SPAZ when he was younger- he’s a fucking fool– He’s always been like this–

    But Honestly I kind of like him, we hung out a few times and had fun- until he started embarassing me and started annoying me-

    I see u on tv and it makes me laugh… But I give u credit for this my friend- U did make alot of people feel stupid who doubted that u can get this far…maybe she feels dumb too (u know what I’m talking about..)

    He’s pretty tough in real life… But if he’s bothering u let me know and I’ll put him in his place–

    Just like I did when we were both Recon Scouts in the Marines…ha hah ha ha hah—

    U crazy mutherfucker!!!- Life is funny…..

  37. Andre, Ce Faci?? Birleanu mi se pare sa fie un nume foarte romanesc. Defapt am citit ca ai crescut in Romania, in ce parte daca vrei sa-mi spui? Fiind ca ai trait mult timp si in Rusia, te chemi un soviet. Dar, vreau sa stiu un lucru:parintii tai de care nationalitate sunt?
    Anyway, I live in NYC(born and raised here). Love you on the show. good to see you always having a book open! Stiu ca sa facut scoala buna in romania si rusia.
    Keep speaking your mind!
    best,
    Elena

    esti foarte dragut, sper ca imi raspunzi!!

  38. Wow, how excited I am to have found this site and that Andre actually posts here. I hadn’t planned to watch America’s Most Smartest Model but had Vh1 on one day and when I saw Andre I was hooked. He’s got the looks AND the confidance/attitude needed to be a model and make it in the industry. Plus, some of the things he says are just too funny. Like the comment about Rachel M. and the wig HaHaHa I totally cracked up at that one!

    To Andre: I am so sorry to hear about your last girlfriend breaking your heart. Forgive me, but I think she is a complete idiot. And I’m even more sorry that those fans of yours would say such things. Please do not think that all models/fans are like them. Right now I’m kicking myself (And my agent Lol!) for not knowing about auditions for the show. I would have loved to have been on it and met you. (Plus kicked Rachel M’s ass Lol)
    Stay true to yourself, your beliefs and your dreams. People can talk all they want but if you stay true to these 3 things you’ll surely rise above!

    Poka!
    ~Adrianna

  39. …has served a half-dozen prison stints since 2000 on charges including assault, harassment, criminal contempt, criminal mischief and trespassing…

    …charged with stalking, aggravated harassment and attempted assault…

    …accused of leaving her a series of menacing messages, including two in which he allegedly threatened to break her legs…

    …longest stint behind bars was a six-month stay in Rikers in 2003 for harassment, contempt and assault…

    Andre, will you be my boyfriend? You sound dreamy.

  40. andre

    dude fuck your two fans that want to lie. they can go suck a big fat chode!!!! i dont know why some poeple think your bad. they can go suck a big fat chode too!!!! dont let people bring you down. they are just jealous that you are a hot hot hot hot hot model, have awsome abs(i dont know how to spell sorry) and i smile that will melt your heart andre. you rock. and can you tell me your website/myspace when you get one.

  41. that comment above was from adrian

  42. Andre,
    I just watched you guys won the Nerd Photo, but you kept saying ” I did it”, well it was not good (persn. opinion).
    But I consider you a real dude, since you stood up for Jesse who was being “sabotaged” by VJ.
    Keep it on, tovarish. Vpered, Ura.

  43. Back off Adrian. Andre’s mine.

    Marry me, Andre. We can arrange conjugal visits during your next prison stay. Assuming that you’re not actually gay, of course.

  44. hey guys…
    it’s 1 40 a.m. in NY and i cant fucking sleep… AGAIN..
    last night i went to a party at Tavern on the green… with an army of friends.. the party was a waste .. but our tables we’re the best in the whole place.. took pictures with some girls.. got into a fight.. end up in a jacuzzi on a penthouse roof with Denise Nadia and some red head that wasnt so much into fucking me .. rather fucking Denise.. then Barbara end up coming also but never got into the jacuzzi.. instead end up eating all the trick or treat candies and she fell as leep in her Maria Antoinette costume.. she looked so breath taking ..anyway..
    i never was in the marines and no one ever defeated me in the one on one combat so.. dude.. you mistaking me with some idiot ..
    i reply to you guys because i respect and protect what belongs to me.. but i will NOT go on dates or have profiles made in my name.. or give any info that is private to no one.. last 2 models i fucked end up puting me all over the news and pappers .. on E and also Inside Edition.. Nadia was fucking naked in the jacuzzi with me when she said.. wait a minute.. i read an article about you today.. but you are nothing like what they say you are.. i dont have that feeling from you at all and what’s funny is that in freaking naked next to you..
    so..
    i need to get laid but im scared .. to be honest and i get so many girls around me.. but im so disgusted by these two.. coke heads..
    i have to get this site up.. in few hours.. so..
    i hope you’ll enjoy it..
    im going to take a shit.. then hit the sack…

    have a good week
    andre

  45. chill Shut up, stupids. and andre isnt yours. i bet in your life time you are never going to meet andre and how old are you like 14 15. andre is 24 year old man and dosnet date minors. and you are a minor plus its illegal. and if andre were to date minors he would be mine so back of!

  46. andre are you ever gonna have a myspace???you should get one and put me on your top.:]

  47. Andre, sounds like you could use some time away from shallow girls in the modeling business. If you’re not meeting the right girls, considering finding different places to hang out, a different crowd. Meet some girls who treat you well, and offer an intellectual challenge!

    Model looks aren’t everything. I certainly would not date someone who was stupid, or treated me poorly, no matter how attractive they are! I’ve enjoyed meeting guys, having sex the same night, etc, but after a while all you want is someone who isn’t interested in you for your looks, money or fame, but just for you.

    Don’t worry too much about what people say about you, or what tabloids write, particularly if they don’t even know you. Be yourself, and hang out with people who appreciate you, and whom you can appreciate too!

    How’s your website coming along? Have you thought about making a myspace page?

    Have a good week!

    C

  48. but i will NOT go on dates or have profiles made in my name.. Is that 2 me cuz I will delete the site if you want. Just trying 2 show some positive feed back 4 u at this very negitave time… Im sorry those girls made it hard 4 ppl like me 2 reach out 2 u but w/e. Remember not every1 is out 2 get you. I damn sure aint. and if you need 2 get laid… tehe. no need 2 be scared of me we can work something out on paper so u cant get in trouble! haha, im silly :) But seriously u should email me.

  49. Grrr, damn those two bitches who screwed you over for making female models look bad. We all aren’t! I do understand what you (Andre) are saying though, plus the internet isn’t the place you wanna meet people to date. I haven’t logged onto my Myspace in forever because I got so tired of all the freakin’ idiots trying to hook up with me, plus all the “I am a photographer, wanna do a shoot?” crap, when all they were was some loser guy wanting to see me naked and thinking I’m stupid. Anyways, hopefully I can meet you sometime Andre, in a different setting, and prove myself to you that way. Or just be your friend. I think you’re a freakin’ awesome guy and gained even more respect for you after last night’s episode. I loved how you stood up for Jesse like that. And I noticed that when Jesse was eliminated, he hugged YOU, not anyone else that I saw. So that should prove something to people about the kind of person you are. Also, I loved your statement about how you defend people who can’t defend themselves. You kick ass man!

    ~Adrianna

  50. To Marsi:

    Don’t delete it!! Lol, gotta prove I’m a fan somehow :P. You are the one that did the myspace site, right?

    To Andre:

    That sucks :S Wow, so you don’t know who to trust anymore? It’s hard. I just hope things get better for you. Take care.

    By the way, who made this article? “Andre Birleanu” starts every single sentence in the first paragraph… I know who the person who wrote the thing was talking about, they don’t have to repeat his whole name 10 times…

  51. Cristina,

    “By the way, who made this article? “Andre Birleanu” starts every single sentence in the first paragraph… I know who the person who wrote the thing was talking about, they don’t have to repeat his whole name 10 times…”

    Free lesson it is called SEO ;)

  52. It’s me again Lol, wanted to say some more things I forgot in my last post.

    Claire - You seem like a really awesome person and I agree with so much of what you’ve said. Just wanted to share that. :)

    Marsi - I think the MySpace you made for Andre is great and hope Andre realizes you did it to gather support for him, plus to make a place for other fans to interact. I would add it, but like I said in my last post, I’ve avoiding MySpace because I got so many creepy messages and it got so overwhelming. I can’t even imagine how poor Mandy Lynn deals with it!

    Andre - Don’t worry about those television shows, especially Inside Edition. That show is absolute crap! My mom used to watch it and I got on her for it. It’s a “tabloid” show so the people who tell their stories there are paid too. So yeah, anyone getting paid is gonna lie and make their story sound as juicy as possible. Karma’s a bitch tho, those girls will get what’s coming to them.

    Cristina - Do you post on IMDB too?

    To all the girls who want to hook up with Andre (Me included Lol) - 1) He’s leary now cos of those dumb ass fans and 2) like he said he’s got tons of girls around him. So if he is gonna get with someone, it’s not going to be from the web. We just gotta hope someday we’re in the right place at the right time. :)

  53. You got me Adrian, I’m obviously a minor. Because I can’t spell or punctuate or use capital letters and end everything with a little emoticon.

    Oh wait, that’s you!

    Andre, call me when you’re out on bail. I like a man who knows how to keep women in their place. We’re out of control, with the voting and the jobs and the opinions. It’s madness!

  54. Adrianna-

    How’d you know? My IMDB profile? MySpace page? :P Yes I do post there. :D

    “can’t even imagine how poor Mandy Lynn deals with it!”

    You sure she doesn’t just like the attention? I don’t get how people like that creepiness but whatever :S

  55. Oh and “Karma’s a bitch tho, those girls will get what’s coming to them.”

    If it were me, I wouldn’t wait for karma to get them :D (No really, that could take yeaaaaaaaaaars. Or not happen at all :S)

  56. Cristina - Yep, I looked at your IMDB profile last night, so figured it was you. Welcome aboard! Regarding MySpace “attention,” it’s nice at first, but gets so overwhelming when you sign on and have 100 new messages. You miss ones from friends, etc. cuz they get buried. And I’m not even in the spotlight, so can’t even imagine how poor Mandy Lynn deals with it!

    I see we have an Adrian and Adrianna here. Please don’t get us confused Lmao!

  57. forgot talking about the recon work??? What about the first girl youre talking about, you know… AW? I hope youre not still getting in trouble over her?!?!….still letting the girls get u in trouble? When u gonna learn man?

    Dont forget the bird flu is coming….. get ready for it- no more modeling no more nothing…

  58. to Shut up, stupids

    first of all i can spell, i can punctuate, i can use capital letters, and i dont end everything with a little emoticon. so its not me.so get your facts straight.

    to Adrianna
    i hope nobody gets us confused.lol

    to andre

    dude i loved you in the 4th episode. you were so different. keep it up man. and vj is a backstabbing bitch!!i hate him

  59. to cristina- Yea I am the creator of the site. I tried 2 do something nice considering he has been getting such bad press, and I think it is all total propaganda. But I respect his wishes if he doesn’t want a site in his name. Its really no big deal. But I still wanna tap that! LOL. And werd up, why do they keep repeating his name in that article up there? haha ur funny ttyl

  60. by the way andre # 1 means andre is # 1.

  61. Hey, Andre - you are a welcome sight no doubt about it, honey.I love your attitude and don’t see it as rude. It seems more like impatience with your surroundings. Whatever. Morons get on my nerves, too.

    I’m a lot older than you are but I can tell you from this distance that you got it going on, baby! You are one hundred percent the most appealing man I’ve seen in a while - if ever.

    All I can tell you is you’ll have a hard time finding anyone who can keep up with you on an emotional or intellectual level cause you’re quick, and you have your emotions 1000% in control. But so what? You’re not at that point yet anyhow, where you’re looking for anyone to keep up with you.

    It’s good to finally see a blasted MAN appear on one of these dumb shows. Thank you! You make me want to jet off to Russia and check the rest of them out, hoping against hope that what you have is more common in Russia than here in America.. Ah, but I know there is only one Andre!

    kisses, dear, and the absolute best of luck. You’ve already made my day better..

  62. wow i think all u people who are insulting Andre dont even know him. Obviously u only get ur information from the tv show that edits everything for our own entertainment. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt…and from what i’ve seen Andre is drop dead gorgeous and he is right, he is born free. but we are all born free as well. I like him questioning things, and i like how he acts superior once in while, he IS a MAN after all. He reminds me of my boyfriend that is in jail hah but besides that i like him and his attitude a lot, the only reason i watch the show actually. He is funny and sarcastic, i am very sarcastic i know where he is comming from. i would love to write more because this guy is very interesting to me, but i must go…
    peace

  63. “Obviously u only get ur information from the tv show that edits everything for our own entertainment.”

    Definately. Bashers just need to think for themselves, I mean these people get their information and opinions from the likes of vh1? That says a lot…

  64. andre on your website how do i talk to you??

  65. I rarely watch VH1 but came across this show about models one time while bored and channel-surfing, saw Andre and found myself unwilling to do anything BUT watch more of him; hence, a new viewer for what would have been, in my opinion, one hell of a boring show.

    Today I Googled his name so I could read more about him, now I’m on this site commenting. I have to be verrrry motivated to do this. I don’t understand how anybody could see this guy and NOT be captivated.

    I always did like a real man. They’re hard to find, I tell you. When you get hold of one, just hang on and let that pony run! A spirited animal is always the best kind…

    Regards,
    j

  66. These girls who think they can be “inappropriately touched” and run to the police make me crazy. They do real victims of abuse a tremendous disservice and show zero respect for victims of such a crime.

    They should spend some time back where I came from, hang out with those guys. They would learn real damn fast exactly what abuse is.

    It ain’t touching, I can assure you. It’s also not being yelled at for being stupid.

  67. Sorry, Adrian, I didn’t mean to offend you. You do really well for a fourth-grader.

    Anyway, Andre and I are destined to be together forever. My Psychic Buddy (TM) told me. Just call me Mrs. Andre. I forgive you for talking about trying to get with those other women, Andre. I know you didn’t mean it. Just wanted to tell you to keep your chin up and remember that the haters only know you from TV so they don’t know the real you. (Not like me though. I totally understand you. Because of the Destiny. And the Psychic Buddy. And the knowing you from TV.)

    I’m a little disappointed that you haven’t responded to my posts the way that you talk to me via the television screen though. I think maybe I’m speaking the wrong language, so I’ll try to put my feelings in words that will reach you…

    ——-

    omg! OMG!! u r so totaly HOTTT! lol! and ne1 who don’t think so r jes jellus! lol!being hottt is the only thing that matters! lol! modeling is the most importent thing in th world! lol! omg! those grlz who lyed about u r bitches! lol! i hope they die! rilly! I RILLY DO! lol!! rotf lmao!!! I hope u hunt them down n punch them in ther lying faces! lol! then i hope they die! lol! nothin is evr yer fault! cuz u r above rulz and they wuz asking for it! lol! always live yer dremz and remmeber who u r and keep it reel and u r #1 and thats how u role and u r the alpha man and americans is dumm and i love you and my parents don’t pay enuf attention to me! lol! and i know yer totally not gay like everyone sez! lol!! rotf lol omglolrotflmaowtfstdbbqbyoblmnopstfu !!! !!!!

    ——-

    I hope I spoke the “Language of Teh Internets” correctly. Before I go, I just wanted to leave a few impressions of the pearls of wisdom that have been imparted on this message board:

    “Individuals should be allowed to speak their minds and not have their opinions suppressed in order to please some dumbass photographer on whom they depend for their livelihood.”

    Correct. You should never try to please someone who could make or break your career. That would be dumb.

    “Plenty of people will never agree with what you have to say but at least they’ll know you’ve said it.”

    To sum up: people will always know what you said after you say it. At least, they will if they were there to hear you say what you said when you said the thing that you said. So if Andre was in the forest, and no one was there to hear him say the thing he said, would MySpace still be for douchebags?

    “Model looks aren’t everything.”

    That’s what ugly people say. Am I right, Andre?

  68. im not a 4th grader and give up dude. you and andre r never going to be together!!! he doesnt answer your comments because he doesnt like you.get over next!!

    andre HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

  69. Andre i was wondering how big are you. i saw you pictures and you have a huge bulge(dont know how to spell)…:]

  70. “(dont know how to spell)”

    Dictionary? Spell-check? Do these words mean anything to you people? American public education really *is* crap. VIVA LA SOVIET UNION! Oh, wait… heh… the smart people reading this will realize how ironic that statement was.

    (Little friend, it’s past your bedtime. Put the computer away before your mommy catches you.)

  71. bitch!!! so wat if i dont know how to spell 1 word.

    look

    omg! OMG!! u r so totaly HOTTT! lol! and ne1 who don’t think so r jes jellus! lol!being hottt is the only thing that matters! lol! modeling is the most importent thing in th world! lol! omg! those grlz who lyed about u r bitches! lol! i hope they die! rilly! I RILLY DO! lol!! rotf lmao!!! I hope u hunt them down n punch them in ther lying faces! lol! then i hope they die! lol! nothin is evr yer fault! cuz u r above rulz and they wuz asking for it! lol! always live yer dremz and remmeber who u r and keep it reel and u r #1 and thats how u role and u r the alpha man and americans is dumm and i love you and my parents don’t pay enuf attention to me! lol! and i know yer totally not gay like everyone sez! lol!! rotf lol omglolrotflmaowtfstdbbqbyoblmnopstfu !!! !!!!

    in that passage you didnt know how to spell like 20 words. dictionary, spell-check does this mean anything to you??!! uh dumb whores these days

    to andre so ya hows it going sexy?

  72. acctually it is 37 words you dont know how to spell. how sad:]

  73. His last name is romanian not russian. And most tough russian guys don’t male model. He’s obsessed with it, but NEXT sent him to Miami, funny. And he owns a “6,000 dollar” apartment but can’t even afford a lawyer. Talk about a bullshitter. He is just intimidated by America and should go back to where he came from. Funny though, he would HAVE to be an American citizen or else they would have deported him back to where ever it is he is from. Just because you are born in Russia doesn’t make you a Russian. The last name says it all.

    NEW YORK Criminal Court
    Docket 2007NY081251
    Defendant BIRLEANU, ANDRE

    Legal Aid October 25, 2007 APAR3A 212-732-5000 49 THOMAS STREET, NEW YORK, NY, NY

    It’s all on the ny city court website.

    And funny how “andre” posts on here, it’s not him.

  74. He’s wierd and constantly says soviet, because he’s not russian! Russia just took over the country he is probably from. He looks more hispanic than anything. Andre is not a russian name.

  75. LOVE: Nice. I guess he spends so much on his apartment there’s nothing left to give to the lawyers.

    Victoria: Wow, who peed in your sippy cup? Also, I am Shut up, uglies, thank you very much. The post you are referring to was written by Shut up, stupids — who is obviously a completely different (but still completely awesome) person. Hopefully I’m not stepping on Ms. S.U.S.’s toes by pointing out that the portion of the post that you quoted was using something called SARCASM. You know what sarcasm is, right? No? Well of course you don’t. Here’s a definition:

    sar·casm
    \ˈsär-ˌka-zəm\
    noun
    1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance
    2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against another

    Actually, I think there are too many big words in there for you so I’ll just spell it out: SHE WAS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU! Geez.

  76. I know, right? It isn’t like I was being very subtle, either, but none of these short-bussers seem to have caught on. I came here to make fun of some loser on TV, but then tapped into something even better: a well of pure, undiluted stupidity. I almost feel sorry for them.

    Almost.

  77. I don’t get all the nitpicking over this guy. If he’s from a country that was taken over by Russia, then he is Russian. Just take him for what he is, enjoy his persona, which is decidedly appealing, and not just to teeny-boppers. Americans have gotten to the point that if someone dares to be assertive, and not fit the mold, then they must be crushed. That’s not what America is about, FYI. I know we forget that fact because we seem to spend an inordinate amount of time pointing fingers at those who rock the boat by being non-conformists.

    I feel the need to point out the fact that the original settlers to America also broke the mold they had been living under. They were the troublesome and unwanted people in Europe. They weren’t exactly the ‘cream of the crop’ in their homeland. They were also our ancestors. If you think their personalities and were anything but rough, assertive, and definitely Alpha, then you are horribly mistaken. They were the people who accepted help from the Indians who took pity on them and helped them survive those vicious winters. Otherwise our original settlers would have died - from starvation and/or freezing themselves to death. These settlers also slaughtered the same Indians who had helped them survive, because the settlers perceived them as potential enemies. You don’t bite the hand that feeds you, but they did. As we know, the early settlers progressed to witch hunts and burning women alive who
    dared not fit the mold; hence, they must be witches.

    Often times white women were kidnapped by Indians who were appalled at the women’s lot in life. Women had a voice in Indian society; in their own society they were voiceless and considered property of their husbands, like livestock. The difference in their lives was so incredibly different that even when they were ‘rescued’ many of them chose to stay with the Indians. They appreciated their newfound status as someone who matters and has a voice. Of course they were outcasts in the ‘White man’s world’ because they chose to eschew their previous status, but they found acceptance and respect in their new lives.

    The point I’m trying to make is that being Alpha, as it’s known, is exactly what settled this country. They protected their homes, women, and established this country as a democracy. There’s nothing wrong with being that way. Being ass kissers in order to ‘get ahead’ is not the way to go. Sometimes you have to be an ass kicker, literally & figuratively. We have an appalling number of people now who actually are willing to trade their freedoms for security, which is incredibly lazy. And dangerous. It beats the hell out of me how the offspring of the baby boomers, whose fought like hell to protect our rights,and gain new rights for minorities and women, ended up being kids who seem to possess a bizarre sense of undeserved entitlement and seem to have zero sense of self-sufficiency. The goal seems to be blame somebody else and I’ll take you to court if you dare hold me accountable for any actions that don’t get me what I want. Pathetic. My god, moms come to the school demanding their Princess make the cheerleading squad, homecoming court, you name it. What they are teaching their kids is that their (the kids) value lies squarely on superficial crap. Nothing of substance. Substance is what you need to make it in the world. God forbid their babies should have to suffer the pain of losing from time to time. It’s life - shit happens. Suck it up and move on. I think it’s called building character.

    Andre exhibits all the qualities that helped build this country, yet he is bashed for being a confident young man with a strong will to succeed. What the hell has happened here that those qualities are being treated as though he is some kind of freak who should just shut up and sit down? People, stop shutting up and sitting down. Stand up for what you believe, even if nobody else believes it. More often than not, when you stand up for what you believe is the right thing to do, when it bucks the status quo you will be standing alone and feel the cold winds of abandonment blowing right through you. It’s tough and lonely, but if you have principles and don’t trade them for comfort, the tide will turn and you will come out on top in the end. Plus you always have the incredible satisfaction of knowing that you didn’t sell out just to be accepted by assholes (even if they’re your ‘friends’)or for creature comforts, which would make you a whore. Give me the cold winds of abandonment, if that’s what it takes, over selling out anyday.

    Sorry, long post, I know. I couln’t help myself!

    Regards,
    j

  78. Corrections: the sentence that refers to baby boomers being superficial kids should read “rsising superficial kids)
    also, the sentence - ah, never mind. I can’t find the damn thing…but it’s there.

    toodles,
    j

  79. For you, Dre:

    http://www.halloweenexpress.co.....11613.html

    Don’t just follow the link; note the model.

    And yes, the Andre posting on here is Andre. Anyone who’s ever been on the business end of one of his insomniac email rants would know that instantly.

  80. Well hell: it’s RAISING, not “rising.”

    No more attempts at corrections, at least not in that post. I’m sure the brain power of the readers/posters can figure out the meaning of whatever mistakes I made in my typing. Too tired to go back and check…

    j

  81. Well slap my face and call it a day. Ignore the correction above. The sentence read just fine, I was just tired and maybe hallucinating or something.

    In other words: Never mind.

  82. “Andre exhibits all the qualities that helped build this country, yet he is bashed for being a confident young man with a strong will to succeed.”

    He’s being bashed for being a tool. Nothing more.

    It’s a very nice post about how you should express yourself and stand up for what you believe in, but what you are really saying is that sentiment only applies to people who agree with you. Some of us believe that this guy doesn’t have a “decidedly appealing” persona, but that he’s a punk, plain and simple. And we’re expressing that.

  83. That’s cool. That particular post was about more than just Andre and his admirers/detractors.

    It’s not a condition of mine that everyone I express my thoughts/beliefs to must agree with me or face an argument. If we take that approach, we lock ourselves into our own little world. When a door is locked, not only can nothing get out but nothing can get in either. Knowledge comes from the exchange of information and beliefs, not the issuance of dictates.

    When you say “and we’re expressing that” you are not speaking for everyone who comments on this site. There are others, besides me, who find Andre very appealing for a variety of reasons, not just his obvious physical appeal. We are all entitled to our opinions, whether there’s total agreement or not.

    After reviewing my post, I couldn’t find anything to back up your claim that my “sentiment only applies to people who agree with me.” What I’m really saying is exactly what I am saying - double talk is entirely too much trouble for me to engage in, trust me. It would be a very boring world if we all shared the exact same opinions, wouldn’t it?

    Cheers,
    j

  84. um i dont have a sippy cup but i guess you do. wow how pathetic. and wow i cant believe you copied and pasted that. are you that worthless. do you know what worthless means. i dont know if your that stupid but ill tell you any ways. worthless is somethat that has no need. so i guess you have no need. bye kiss kiss:]

  85. Andre … you have to stop getting involved with these weird chicks! These girls that you’re banging are obviously reporting you to the cops and having you arrested. Was getting laid worth all this negative publicity? WOW, I don’t know what to suggest because you really do seem like your halfway intelligent. It’s not like your a dumbass or anything. What’s wrong with you? You would be better off hooking up with a broad that is not in the modeling field. That’s a cut-throat business and they’ll hook you in, screw you, then cry rape. You seem like a tough, hard-ass guy on the outside, but I bet you are really a sensitive and hurting person on the inside. Your tough exterior is probably a front. But if its any consolation, you’re a pretty nice looking hard a$$.

  86. “I don’t get all the nitpicking over this guy…”

    That sentence, and the entire paragraph that follows, and your whole rambling dissertation, and every post that you’ve submitted prior says that you don’t want to hear anyone criticize this waste of DNA. So no, I don’t think you are really that interested in freedom of expression.

    I’m guessing you have a lot of issues that you’re trying to work through, based on how very VERY much you are reading into this guy and what he represents. And frankly, your issues bore me.

    You are all boring me now.

    Oh, except for Bob. Nice work, Bob! Daniel is rocking that disco suit. Hilarious.

  87. If ones country speaks russian, then I’ll consider them “russian” but romanian speak romanian! Eastern germany was taken over and I don’t consider germans to be russian. Learn some history. It’s more american to say that they are russians, because if you go to their country and call them a russian, even is Belarus, they will either get really pissed and or you’ll get beat up. Most countries who were taken over by the soviet union hate russia, it’s a fact.

  88. Ok so I just finished watching this video on Daniel’s myspace (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32711031) and I get that tv isn’t a reliable source, but the makers of the program can’t make people say stuff they didn’t really say… So what I heard there’s kind of scary… Andre would really hit a woman?

  89. um first of all i dont have a sippy cup but apparently you do….. how pathetic.and yes i do know what sarcasm and i cant believe you copied and pasted that. your so worthless. do you know what worthless is well i dont know if your that stupid but i will tell you anyways. worthless is something that has no need. just like you.

    andre so when are you going to put news on your website?

  90. Someone please tell Andre that the Soviet Union died in 1991. He constantly refers to himself as a Soviet. Just because his parents were diplomats/oppressors for that system does not make him a Soviet. Back in the Soviet heyday, people like Andre would not be allowed to move to the USA to live and work. They also would not be allowed to speak out against thier government like Andre does here. Maybe Andre likes a system of government where so many people suffered as long as he wasn’t one of the ones that was suffering. It probably doesn’t bother him since Soviets have no soul.

  91. My bad if Andre is Romanian instead of Russian. I beg your pardon if it insulted anyone.I’m woefully uninformed when it comes to that part of the world, for sure.

    All I know is Andre is interesting, crazy hot, and I don’t really care where he comes from. If he does hit women, that reveals a major character flaw that must be checked. Andre, if you’re reading, DO NOT HIT WOMEN (even if they seem to deserve it). It will bring you more troule than you can imagine.

    Best regards,
    j

  92. I meant to say “trouble” not “troule.”

  93. More evidence of Andre’s hatred of women on today’s show. He’d almost be as entertaining as some of you think he is if he wasn’t such a misogynistic asshole.

    Victoria, your sad little comments were just as boring and poorly written the second time you posted them - not even slightly interesting or clever, sweetie. Also?: “YOUR” is not the contraction for “YOU ARE” - “YOU’RE” is. God you’re dumb. (See how I used that correctly?)

    Kids, stay in school.

  94. hi andre!
    i just wanted to say that i only watch that stupid show because of you. although sometimes you exagerate a bit on the whole macho soviet persona, i really like the way you show that not all the world is in love with americans. most of them are stupid and have nothing to say. and the best of all is: just by being there, you showed them that the hottest person on that contest is NOT american.
    well, that’s it. just wanted to know that you’re one of the few things that makes that show interesting.
    thank you for that!
    =)

  95. Damn, “whatever,uglies” do you not have something pleasant to spend your time thinking about? I’m simply speaking my mind and stating my opinion. I don’t care one way or another if anyone agrees with me, as I’m not the Thought Police. Apparently you took that job, and voluntarily I’m sure.

    It’s not my place to blast other people for having their own opinions which differ from mine. Maybe if you spent less time putting other people down for not agreeing with you you’d find more peace of mind of your own.

  96. Whatever, uglies

    you are so stupid like are you lesbien because when you read something of mine you look for something to correct.are you that lonely and bored???? do you have any friends???? i feel sorry for you.:[ maybe if you stop being a bitch you will have friends.:]

  97. Lesbien? What’s Lesbien? Is that like Ambien? No thanks, I don’t do drugs. And hey, I’m just trying to help you - no need to get all grouchy. I think it’s half past nappy-time at Victoria’s house.

    Janice, halfway through your post you stazzzzzZZZZZZZZ. Sorry, I keep falling asleep while I’m reading it. Maybe I’ll have a shot of espresso and try again later.

    “He constantly refers to himself as a Soviet.” Dave, I’m with you - every time he says it I cringe.

  98. no i didnt mean Ambien. i meant lesbien. i cant believe you dont know what that is. i thought you were dumb but now i think you’re just mentaly retarded. o and lesbien is a girl who likes another girl, kind off like you and whats with that little kid stuff. is that all you can say. im 15 years old you dumb bicth.

  99. it’s lesbiAn, victoria.

  100. thank you gabriel. if you were ,Whatever, uglies, you would proubaly be a bitch but you are not. im glad there are girls out there that are mature.

  101. why hasent andre posted anything yet?????

  102. Whatever uglies, don’t waste your time trying to read longer posts than your attention span can handle. No need in overtaxing yourself. You seem a bit fragile as it is. There are plenty of others you can race through without hurting yourself.

  103. “im 15 years old”

    Oh, a mature adult. Why don’t you just jump in your car and drive over here to kick my ass then? (But make sure you leave plenty early, you don’t want to be out after the streetlights turn on.)

    “not all the world is in love with americans. most of them are stupid and have nothing to say.”

    Gabriel - just between you and me - based on the posts here I’m starting to see your point. Don’t tell the others though.

    “why hasent andre posted anything yet?????”

    Because I told him not to talk to any of you anymore, and he does what he’s told.

  104. For Andre, You are AMAZING to me! The reason why i watch the show! You are constantly inspiring me to do better, stand up for myself, and fight back. FUCK all of your haters, concentrate on your fans. We all appreciate your feedback, or at least I do. A lot of times fame overtakes peoples minds, and to me you have remained real! I wish you the BEST OF LUCK ANDRE! What are some of your up and coming projects, or publications we can find you appearing in?

  105. so when did you tell andre to stop answering then??? ya cant answer it right. dont say shit that aint true. and victoria is right you are a bitch for no reason. all i said was why hasent andre posted anything yet????? and there you go being an asshole.

    grow up man

  106. adrian

    i know right. i think Whatever, uglies is PMSing or something.she needs to take a chill pill.

    Whatever, uglies

    and i would go over there and beat the living shit out of you, but i live in new york so i cant bitch.

    janice

    Whatever, uglies is weird. nobody likes her.

  107. Victoria

    I see what you mean. Thank you for bringing that to my attention about whatever, uglies. I wondered what the problem was with that person.

    Now we can go back to Andre! Yay!

  108. I’m starting to feel kind of bad for teasing a couple of little girls and an emotional cripple, so I think I’m done here.

    But before I go, I wanted to teach you all a little phrase that will come in handy in your depressingly inevitable vocational lives. Say it with me: “Would you like fries with that?”

  109. Andre,

    You are the only reason that i watch America’s Smartest Model. Youre really funny and i think we’d get along real well.
    Am auzit ca ai crescut in Romania. Si eu am crescut acolo, in Bucuresti, pina sa ma mut la Chicago. Tuata lumea stie ca Rusi si Romini sunt cei mai frumosi.

  110. I must say this and i know people mught not like it. But Andre stay the way you are i like you attitude. You love what you do and you show that in the way you speek.

    I don’t like english and i am an american so don’t feel bad.

    Also, there is nothing wrong with a man who like to be in control. Some girls find that attractive

  111. janice

    ya i dont know what the problem is with her. and finnally we can get back to andre.

    Whatever, uglies

    your just saying that because everybody hates you and your trying to get the last word. well bitch it aint gonna work.and i aint gonna work in no fast food place. i already work at macys hoe!so you can take your edvice and shove it right up your ass! you like shoving things in their anyway.

  112. victoria

    ya she should take a chill pill.

  113. weres andre??

  114. Andre, I think you are aboslutley amazing! I am sicillian Italian and people always are saying i can be such an ass just because i tell people how it is and what i think of them. You are the only reason this show is any good and if you werent on it i would not be watching it!

  115. heyyyyyy guys… what the hell is all this fight about ??
    i do what trikes me thinking off.. spits of micro seconds..before i do it.. really not listening to anyone but my fire beating heart..

    this is not what this site is about.. no fighting please..
    talk about me.. yelle at me.. but leave my fans alone..
    wow.. I feel like Moses in the desert spliting the bread and fish.. and no one listens…
    i’m far from beeing that great.. but you get my drift..

    wait ’till you see todays episode..
    my freaking favorite one by far !!

  116. so yes..
    http://www.andre-birleanu.com
    this is my site..
    help me make awarness about it.. all updates will be there for further projects.. and stuff..
    they are few great projests I’m working on.. and few already on the way to the international magazines stands..
    thank you all for the trash talking and the cheesy sweet stuff.. but as you know..
    I know all this stuff already.. and with people spitting on me on the streets on my way to jobs or clients or castings and losers who think they can fight and then call the cops when i’m about to send them into next week.. all the cool sweet “we love you Andre” talk kinda cut it for me.. you know ??

    im gong to Miami for the fashion season there but heard it’s slow and think of skiping.. they more serious models.. guys and girls.. left from there and headed for other places.. I’ll go back and forth from N.Y. to Milano to L.A. to London..
    then N.Y. again in Feb. for fashion season here..

    so..
    go to sleep.. and happy holidays..

    andre
    http://www.andre-birleanu.com

  117. What are these two girls they speak of..and he went to jail for stalking? I thought she had a wife to be.

  118. Hey Andre,
    That picture with the LAMA was just great, man.
    especially after what VJ (skunk) was doing,.. that was a good job. Keep it up!
    Dont give D hard time,.. He is a good pal!

    Doro

  119. Hey ANDRE, ce faci? da..sunt ” a fellow” romanca si ma intrebam oare de ce spui mereu ca esti din Rusia daca ai crescut in Ro? sau e asa mare rusine ca esti jumate roman? Eu cred ca nu ar trebui sa iti fie …mai ales ca e clar ..nivelul european de cultura generala e mult peste nivelul astora …so feel free to let them know.. ce ai invatat la universitatile europene :P imi place spiritul tau si ..desi uneori mergi cam departe …as spune KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

  120. Andre, i totally understand where you are coming from. Our culture is a very proud, no-bullshit kind of deal. So there is nothing wrong with being brutally honest as opposed to being sly, 2 faced, and conniving.

    You were by far the best in the competition and you didnt even need a show to prove it because you already are a smart model.

    Keep it aggressive, keep it sexy, and best of all, SOVIET!

    -Anastasiya

  121. what the hell….. you don’t speak Russian?

    disappointing

  122. Huh, I thought he did?

  123. Hi, I’m a 16 year old girl and I watch Smartest Model, and you’re my favourite contestant. You make me proud to be 25% Russian and a 4th generation SOVIET. =) You also inspi